Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts

October 15, 2008

THE FIGHTER MOTORCYLE- YES NOT A FIGHTER JET BUT A BIKE...NO BS


Well, there isn't to much to say about this bike. It's made of carbon fiber, titanium and has an aluminum chassis. The cost of this bike is $110,000.
I hope this bike shoots, and can fly if the cops are on your ass, for that price. Better yet for 110K it could have a better seat, lawd have mercy! But for certain you will definitely have to lean forward and hold on for life with this light powered machine!

September 28, 2008

PHILIPPE STARCK WITH A TOUCH OF TONY STARK....THE FLOS GUN COLLECTION

Philippe Starck previously released a collection with a gold finish, now in the end of 2008 Starck comes with a chrome finish to his Gun Collection table lamps.


The lamps are made from die-cast aluminum, not refurbished guns from the lost Iran-Contra Lost Shipment, lol!
I wonder if Andrey Melnichenko have this collection on his yacht that Starck designed, but the cost range from $1200 to $3200, you sure these don't let off rounds????????

September 21, 2008

SOMEBODY IS LOOKING WILLY DA FOOL....MAKE YOU SAY HMMMMM

MAN LISTEN.....THIS SAYS IT ALL AND SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!

F$#K A BENZ, I CAN PULL A B*@%H ON A PEDDLE BIKE!


Here is a bike for my stunnas. The bike right here is in a lane all by itself, introducing BMX 24 carat gold Hutch Prostar from Goldstriker. This bike gives you the excuse to roll up on any top model, holla, peel off, and wheelie after getting the digits.
With raising gas prices, it will be about bikes rather than whips and rims in a sec!

I can see Pharrell copping this one...


*THE QUOTE FROM MY MAN BIG L, THE YES YOU MAY REMIX
RIP BIG L

September 17, 2008

DAMN, SOMEBODY IS GETTING THE JUMPOFF JUMPING OFF...EVA MENDES


I know this does not pertain to fashion, technology, or anything else, but Eva Mendes is always Fresh to Def, or in My words "The Haute Ambassador"! According to an UK Sun she has confessed to having sex in all 50 States, but not with 50 different guys.

Eva Mendes states, “I've had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger," the actress, who is currently appearing in "The Women," reportedly said.

Of all 50 states, Mendes' fondest memories are of Arizona and Colorado.

“Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky. Whatever it was, it was really, really good," she reportedly said.

“But as for Alaska — I’d really like a do-over on that state, she added, according to
the Sun.

Damn whoever that fool was that fucked up in Alaska, shame on you!!!

Holla Eva, I'll have Alaska feeling like a Hazy, Humid Day in Texas, Miami, or Dubai!

September 14, 2008

Steve Jobs: F#@K the Code of Law I'm A Rock a Barcode Plate...




Allegedly Steve Jobs have been driving a Benz, a SL 55 AMG model, with no license plate but a barcode in place of one instead. I hope he don't get into a crime and flee the scene because we all know the description, Black turtleneck, Levi's, and New Balance, and 1 piece of plastic in his front pocket that crushes any Record Label Advance, or Royalty Check, or Publishing Payment even from a Beatles Song. But this was alleged, ladies and gentleman, crazy the hype this dude gets, Get money Steve, aka Digital Thug! I guess you can't get tickets for parking in a handicap spot if you have no plates, no that's Keepin' It Gangsta'!

Within a few hours after posting a photo of Steve Jobs' Mercedes spotted outside the Yerba Buena Center, (above) the location of Apple's 'Let's Rock' event on Tuesday, comments and controversy began to emerge along with a flood of email inquiries.

The controversy and questions surrounded the supposed UPC barcode pictured on Jobs' Mercedes SL55 AMG in lieu of of an official California license plate. We discovered wild rumors have dated back several years spawning constant speculation over Jobs' barcode license plate. The most absurd rumor alleges that Jobs paid California DMV a lot of money for a special exemption that allows him to have a UPC barcode instead of a real license plate. A lame idea invented by the village idiot.

Another popular wedge of white trash folklore asserts that Steve Jobs uses a bar code instead of a license plate to expedite the billing of his numerous parking tickets. This also turned out to be false. Our own hack investigation into this looming Jobsian mystery has revealed a few facts that force the rumors into a long dirt nap. Short of a direct quote from Steve Jobs himself, here's exactly what we've uncovered.
The supposed Steve Jobs barcode in place of a license plate is actually the vehicles VIN number placed on the car by the manufacturer (above).

Via: Iphone Savior

September 13, 2008

Chinese Automaker True to Life Photoshop Concept Car



We haven't written much about China's JAC Motors, primarily because the company hasn't taken us on any surreal test drives, made a phallic car or given us a giant tea set. But these photos from China Car Times show a new Chinese sedan that's part Ford Taurus, part Chrysler 300C and partMercedes E-Class. Topped off with a Norelco electric-shaver grille just for kicks.